the speed limit means that you can actually go that speed.
cracks in concrete are canyons for ants.
Escape from New York is the best movie Kurt Russell ever made.
the Jessi Colter and Waylon Jennings version of “Suspicious Minds” is almost as good as the Elvis version.
the iPhone is the most addictive drug in the world.
that only rocks live forever.
the Freedom of Speech is under attack from people who only want to what they want to hear.
more people need to like history.
people who are famous for no reason should lose their fame immediately.
people who throw chewing gum on the ground should have chewing gum stuck on them.
trees communicate with each other.
a remake of Escape from New York is a bad idea.
married life is a great life.
football, my favorite sport to watch, will one day be banned.
truffled macaroni and cheese is terrible.
I need to buy more vinyl.
reality television is the worst form of entertainment ever invented.
chairs are better than couches.
blogging is awesome.