Looking For Love In The Wrong Place

1 Mar

One of the great things about blogging is discovering what people search for on the Internet. All bloggers know this. We have search terms pop up all the time that make us wonder what is going on out there in the world. They also make us wonder who they ended up reading our stuff.Search

At “Surrounded by Imbeciles”, I get tons of people who are looking for a prostitute in Tunica, Mississippi. For those who do not know, that is one of the gambling destinations in this part of the country. I know how people looking for a prostitute in Tunica get to my blog. I just do not understand why they would be looking for a prostitute there.

According to my stats, people have been looking for prostitutes in Tunica for a long time. However, there has recently been a surge. Googlers have looked for:

“prostitutes in tunica”

“hot cocktail waitresses in tunica”

“whore house in tunica”

“tunica ms escorts’

“tunica escorts”

“tunica casinos prostitution”

I have been to Tunica many times. As a gambling destination, it is a good place to go. Blackjack. Complimentary food. Complimentary rooms. It is a fun junket. However, if you are looking to pay for female companionship, then I would suggest another destination. Why?

Because there are no hot prostitutes in Tunica. I have no doubt that prostitutes work the area, but there are no Ole Miss co-eds looking to make that their career choice. If you get to this post by searching for hot prostitutes in Tunica, then I suggest that you spend your money more wisely.

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8 Responses to “Looking For Love In The Wrong Place”

  1. shutterbugshea March 1, 2014 at 21:24 #

    Oh my…;-D…lotsa lonely people?

    • Rick March 1, 2014 at 21:40 #

      Apparently. There was an old TV show called “Finder of Lost Loves” that they would be better off spending their money on.

  2. jcalberta March 3, 2014 at 09:29 #

    maybe they’re just doing research.
    you know … like for their thesis.
    (cough)

    • Rick March 3, 2014 at 13:57 #

      Could be. That’s what I wrote my thesis about. That’s what draws them here.

      • jcalberta March 3, 2014 at 17:21 #

        oh! right! … that’s where i got that. LoL. im jogging my failing memory. an interesting study im betting.

  3. R. C. Black March 28, 2014 at 19:09 #

    That was hysterical. did a blog on my own search terms last month. As you said… makes one wonder wtf people are thinking. YoYo-Dyne appears to attract people looking for porn as well as every conceivable variation of sloths.Mercifully not in the same search inquiry line.
    Still laughing at the Tunica Hot Cocktail Waitresses.

    • Rick March 29, 2014 at 02:09 #

      Thank you for reading and for commenting. The search terms for prostitutes in Tunica just keep pouring in. I wonder who those people are.

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    […] to Tunica, Mississippi with my parents. I gambled and lost. I ate a lot of food. I did not find any prostitutes. However, the highlight of the trip was a drive south on Highway 61 to Clarksdale, Mississippi, a […]

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